Winnie the Pooh never said there'd be days like this...

So guess who spent yesterday morning happily stealing honey away from millions of angry little bitches... until they decided to turn on him. I'll give you a hint. His right hand looks like it spent the past month at an all you can eat chinese buffet. Picture Sebastian the crab from the Little Mermaid. Or the giant marshmallow dude from Ghostbusters. But it was worth it.



Here are the guys pulling out the bee colonies. By the way, while I was crying in the corner about my three little bee stings, these guys were literally getting stung over 20 times. And laughing about it. Res-pec! (...said in an Ali G voice)



My buddy Carlos cutting off the honeycombs



The whirly-gig machine doing what whirly-gig machines do...
whirl. gig.



Me and Carlos with one of the colonies



So I got a marshmallow hand for the week, but on the bright side, I can check off another item on my life list. So there ya go. And now I have a legitimate medical reason to take 4 benadryls a night and pass out at 8 pm.